A Long Cup of Tea

Michael Ashby

Death is too negative for me,
So I’ll be popping off
For a long cup of tea.
Do splash out
On two bags in the pot,
And for my god’s sake
Keep the water hot.
Please pick the biggest mug
You can find,
Because size really does matter
At this time.
I’ll pass on the Lapsang,
With that Souchong
And that stuff with bergamot,
And stick with my favourite friend,
You know the English breakfast blend.
Breakfast! thanks for reminding me
There’s just time before I fail
To stand on ceremony
(Two rashers of best smoked back
Should keep me smelling sweet
Up the smoke stack)
So, mother, put the kettle on for me
It’s time, mother, for my long cup of tea.

About This Poem

A Long Cup of Tea by Michael Ashby is a light-hearted poem that uses humour to speak about death in a warm and original way. It may be especially suitable for someone who was cheerful, witty, or known for enjoying life’s small comforts, such as a good cup of tea and a familiar routine. Although the poem touches on death, it does so in a gentle and playful manner, which may bring a smile as well as a sense of affection and remembrance.

This poem may work well at a funeral or memorial service where the tone is informal, personal or uplifting. It could be read as part of a tribute, especially if the family would like to include something less solemn that still feels thoughtful and sincere.

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